Pirate Sociology

[Warning: These jokes are bad.]

What’s a pirate’s favorite stats package?

What’s a pirate’s favorite goodness of fit statistic?
Arrrr squared!

Who’s a pirate’s favorite world-systems theorist?
Giovanni Arrrrighi!

What’s a pirate’s favorite post-structuralist methods text?
Arrrrchaeology of Knowledge!

What’s a pirate’s favorite journal editorial decision?
Accept. Pirates need pubs too!

Add your own – or any other sociology-related jokes – in the comments.



  1. Aaron Miles

     /  April 8, 2012

    where do pirate sociologists teach?

    who is the father of pirate sociology?
    Karrrrrrrl Marrrrrrrx!

  2. What do all pirate sociologists want?


  3. Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn’t fire, but shouted in triumph, “We got it! We got it!”