[Warning: These jokes are bad.]
What’s a pirate’s favorite stats package?
Arrrr!
What’s a pirate’s favorite goodness of fit statistic?
Arrrr squared!
Who’s a pirate’s favorite world-systems theorist?
Giovanni Arrrrighi!
What’s a pirate’s favorite post-structuralist methods text?
Arrrrchaeology of Knowledge!
What’s a pirate’s favorite journal editorial decision?
Accept. Pirates need pubs too!
Add your own – or any other sociology-related jokes – in the comments.
A (Budding) Sociologist's Commonplace Book 
Aaron Miles
/ April 8, 2012where do pirate sociologists teach?
Harrrrr-vard!
who is the father of pirate sociology?
Karrrrrrrl Marrrrrrrx!
fabiorojas
/ April 30, 2012What do all pirate sociologists want?
R&RRRRRRRRRRRRRS!
Edwin
/ May 1, 2012Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn’t fire, but shouted in triumph, “We got it! We got it!”